Darien, King of Kjeldor + Phyrexian Vindicator + Catapult Squad + Soul's Attendant

Prerequisites

• Your life total is at least 3.
• You control two untapped Soldiers.

Steps

1. 1Declare Phyrexian Vindicator as an attacker.
2. 2Holding priority, activate Catapult Squad by tapping two Soldiers, attempting to deal 2 damage to Phyrexian Vindicator.
3. 3The damage is prevented due to Phyrexian Vindicator's replacement effect. Phyrexian Vindicator triggers, dealing 2 damage to you.
4. 4Darien triggers, creating two 1/1 Soldier creature tokens.
5. 5When the Soldiers enter the battlefield, Soul's Attendant triggers twice, causing you to gain 2 life.
6. 6Repeat from step 2.

Effects

• Infinite creature ETB
• Infinite lifegain triggers
• Infinite tapped creature tokens